If People Were Really Honest in Job Interviews [Click to finish interview]
Expecto PatroNUMB from working these soulless jobs.
Beautiful Monstrosity. #LPHS #BOTB @alexballshard
(Source: theprincessblog, via princekevin)
*duck face*
“LOL text it”
omfg ed i expect this from a twelvie’s snap chat captioned “omg mum bought nutella xoxoxox <3”
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If at first you don’t succeed, pound.
(Source: reddit.com)
*coughs and clears throat* hello pal…uhh…*looks down at my notes* i am in a mutual follow with you and uhh… *squints down at my queue cards* um… *starts sweating* i would like to be the real friends with you.,.. wait no that not right *hands start shaking* shhhittt i said it wrong oh uh.,.. fUCK *crumples my cards and makes a mad dash for the door*
This is basically how it goes, twice I’ve met people I happen to follow. It is the most uncomfortable thing to try and speak to them. But really, it goes ok once you get it out, and realize that they’re a nice human being as well. :)
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me attracting the opposite sex
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